Snippets from today.

Bianca: Mum do you think that when pregnant women fart it scares the baby?

I have no idea where this came from. But what to the public people of the blogosphere think?

Screaming in the background.

Me : Bianca did you just take that pencil off Annabel.

Bianca : no she gave it to me.

Me : Can you please give it back to her.

Bianca : BUT MUM I NEED IT.

-the look- pencil is returned... Screaming stops.

Bianca isn't that great at the lying think.





On the way out the door.

Me: Annabel have you done a poo in your panties.

Annabel : No.

Me thinking : Oh ok... I'll just stick her in the car without checking. Normally she doesn't answer so I was taking her word to be true. I think we need some more work on this one.

One mother nearly died from very smelly child in Queensland today. We had our first pantie change in the middle of the bush.

Another one from the toilet files.

We've started sitting Annabel on the toilet. She doesn't like it and screams/bites/ hits so I end up getting really upset.

So Aiden did it this morning. First time He held her arms by her side and she bit him. She stayed on for about three minutes and screamed for a good hour afterwards.

The second time he held her hands down near her wrists so she couldn't bite him, or hit him. After thirty seconds into it she kicked him.

You know the kind of kick when you think 'thank God I'm already infertile and we weren't planning on having anymore children'. Reflexes meant that the second toilet sitting lasted for about thirty two seconds.

Annabel was sent to bed.